Thursday, February 26, 2009

Were-Nerd: Part 3

Were-Superhero
On the surface, this doesn’t seem too bad. You suddenly develop super powers, fly around, fight evil-doers, and hang out with super-heroines in amazingly tight outfits. And then it ends. You get to go back to your regular life, which admittedly, might be pretty nice. The bad part, though, is that the evil-doers just might figure out who you are. You may be Zorro with a stapler, but that won’t stop someone who calls himself ‘The Testiculator.’

Were-Opposing Political Party
You’re a staunch Republican. A banker or executive. You wear suits even when you don’t have to. Yet, once a month, you wake up behind a vegetarian restaurant in a tie-dyed shirt with a placard protesting off-shore drilling. If you’re a Democrat, reverse what I just wrote. Considering how often the far-right and far left verbally abuse each other, a bite here and there is not out of the question.

Were-Clown
If you occasionally wake up in a rainbow-colored wig and a large red nose, you might be a were-clown. You will be driven to seek out children’s parties and attempt to twist balloons into amusing animal shapes. You will try magic tricks, cream-pies, and oversize shoes in an attempt to get somebody, anybody to laugh. Unfortunately, coulrophobia (the fear of clowns) is rather common, so expect a lot of screaming.

Were-Bad Skateboarder
Once a month, you have an inexplicable urge to skateboard, knowing full well that you stink at it. You end up doing something shown below and accruing a hefty hospital fee.



Were-Nerd
When the full-moon appears on the horizon, you won’t know it, as you’ll be too busy leveling your main in WoW, playing the latest JRPG, or figuring out which Prestige Class to take with your wizard. On the plus side, if you have kids, you’ll actually be able to understand what they’re talking about. On the other hand, you still won’t be able to get a date.

Cheers,
-Jason


Were-Nerd
When the full-moon appears on the horizon, you won’t know it, as you’ll be too busy leveling your main in WoW, playing the latest JRPG, or figuring out which Prestige Class to take with your wizard. On the plus side, if you have kids, you’ll actually be able to understand what they’re talking about. On the other hand, you still won’t be able to get a date.

Cheers,
-Jason

4 comments:

Lurklen said...

I love the part where the skater knocks the kid off the bike, total reflex but it makes him look like such an ass.

Don't forget were-chicken and a were-parakeet or wereakeet in the fake latin.

Anonymous said...

You should really be wary of the Were-Wombat. They use their cuteness to bring people closer,...then they ambush them from below. Truly truly horrible creatures,..and yet they are just soooooo cuuuuute!

Jason Janicki said...

Parakanthropy? Huh. Not bad for fake latin.

They are cute, but they're also kinda large, with the average being about 55-pounds. I suspect that having one of them lunge at you would be rather scary. Their cuteness fades when you realize they could probably kick your butt ;)

Anonymous said...

About the Were-Nerd... It´s already been made for a year or two at www.weregeek.com a very funny webcomic in which the main character once a month turns into a fullblooded...dundundun...gamer!