I mean, who would suspect? If I was an actual evil genius (as opposed to being a semi-evil, non-genius) who actually liked coffee, I would totally do all my plotting at a Starbucks.
You have access to coffee, wi-fi, friendly baristas, and a generally clean bathroom (which is so nice, because the minions always make a mess). Plus, there would be all those opportunities to network with other evil geniuses. It would basically be evil heaven.
I mean, who hasn’t dreamt of shouting ‘You fools!’ and cackling loudly while triumphantly pressing a key? Obviously, I can’t be the only one.
Sure, you could do it by yourself in your volcano lair, but you then miss out on all the great expressions.
Note to self: Pay someone $20 to do that in a Starbucks and film it.
Of course, the secret agent from the nearby McDonald’s would try to stop you, which would mean that you’d have to travel to Taco Bell to activate your giant robot and then pick up your minions at the Chuck E. Cheese for the grand battle at the Arby’s.
Maybe I shouldn’t blog when I’m hungry?
Cheers,
-Jason
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4 comments:
Heck, I'd so do that for free! In fact I think I'm going to right now... }=)
Whooot!
I always enjoy your blogs here, they make me crack up XD
Literly! I sit at the computer in the library and start snickering. I bet people wonder what I'm doing.
And yes, I woulv volunteer to do that, and like the other comment poster, I'd do it for free XDD Why? Because I love doing random things and seeing people's reactions.
....you get used to the stares after walking around a city in cosplay on a random day of the year.
...*evil cackles*
If you film yourself doing it and host it on Youtube or somesuch, I'll use it for a Thursday blog :)
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