The other day I noticed there was yet another new fishing reality show on. It’s called Swords: Live the Life or something (possibly: Swords: Damn, They’re Huge or Swords: Fish of Doom or Swords: Our Next Stab At a Profitable Reality Show).
Now, don’t get me wrong: I totally respect the people that go out there and do these amazingly dangerous jobs. My dad was a contractor and I grew up on construction sites and dug a LOT of trenches over the years. I know exactly what hard, manual labor is like. I just don’t think we necessarily need a new reality show about fish.
Then I had a marvelous idea: They should do a reality show about Wayfarer’s Moon! Cameras would follow us around, recording our every move, our every argument, our every passing reference to bodily functions.
It would, I most humbly assert, rock.
Possible titles could include:
Wayfarer’s Moon: Behind the Magic, Such As It Is
Wayfarer’s Moon: What’s That Smell?
Wayfarer’s Moon: Scraping the Bottom of the Barrel for Possible Reality Show Hooks
Wayfarer’s Moon: The Clash of Titans! (I particularly like this one)
Wayfarer’s Moon: Bows, Boobs, and Blood
Wayfarer’s Moon: Two Nerds. One Comic. Zero Calories.
Wayfarer’s Moon: Wow, I Have No Idea What the Execs Were Smoking
Wayfarer’s Moon: More Fun Than Dental Torture!
Tomorrow: Part 2
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Well you slipped to 50 when I voted this time. Hmm maybe I should stop voting, you're going down everytime I vote. *winks*
I'm kind of partial to the Smell and teh 3b's.
completely off-topic post here... just thought you'd appreciate the linked article i came across this morning...
after all, it's got math and zombies... how can that be bad...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8206280.stm
and i am with TX_Val on the 3b's title for the Wayfarer's Moon reality show... 3b's makes life go round and round after all... mmmm...
Well, that just means you're not voting enough! :)
I loved the article, vonbek. And they laughed when I told them about my Emergency Zombie Kit! Those zombies will never take me unprepared!
Oddly enough, the 3Bs was one of the orginal tag lines I came up with for WM. Though catchy, we decided we wanted something that was a little more 'family-friendly.' I've just been waiting for a chance to use it :)
The zombie article is interesting, though I'm more interested in how you would pronounce Professor Smith?'s name. I know ! is a click, but I have no idea how to say the rest of the punctuations. Maybe the Victor Borge method?
Robert Smith Question Mark - maybe?
Or Roger Smith, with a rising tone at the end to signifiy a question?
It could be just like Prince's old symbol and not actually have a pronunciation.
I dunno?
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