SES Technical College

Are you misshapen?
Are people repulsed by your physical appearance?
Do small children cry when they see you?
Do the strongest of men wither under your gaze?
Do you really hate billy goats?
Do you like camping?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, then you may have what it takes to be a Bridge Troll!

SES Technical College, the leader in imaginary professional training, is proud to announce our newest course of study: The Bridge Troll!

Live under a bridge! Charge a toll! Eat people! Fight billy goats! Yes, SES Technical College has identified a new high-demand job that you can do from home! Because you’ll be living under it!

Bridge Troll 101 offers the following courses of study:
Your Bridge and You: Basic Repair and Upkeep
Billy Goats: Fact and Fiction
Toll Collecting: How to Get the Gold and Keep It!
Gobble ‘Em Up! Maintaining a Balanced Diet While Eating People
From the Diaphram: How to Roar with the Best!

And many, many more!

Is Bridge Troll not for you? Well don’t worry, at SES Technical College, we are sure to have the imaginary career you’ve been looking for! We also offer:

Tooth Fairy
Wicked Mother/Stepmother/Witch or Second Cousin
Vermicious Knid
Grue
Evil Vizier
Surly Dwarf
Fairy Tale Prince
Honest Politician
Haberdasher (Mad)
Anthropomorphic Animal
And Gun Repair

Remember, if it’s imaginary, it’s SES! Call our hotline for more information!

Cheers,
-Jason