Thursday, September 2, 2010

Less of Me to Love

Hey all,

I just wanted to let you all know that the blogs will be back next week. I took this week off due to having surgery on Tuesday. Some of you may recall me complaining about my gall bladder trying to kill me, but I struck first and had the little bastard 'eliminated' when it wasn't looking.

So I spent most of this week sleeping and eating several times my body weight in soup. I'm feeling pretty good, all things considered, so look for new blogs next week.

Coincidentally, the first one will probably be about my surgery and how I had to fight a tyrannosaurus while wearing one of those gowns that opens in the back.

At least, I’m pretty sure it was a tyrannosaurus. It might have been a doctor in green scrubs. Which would also explain why I woke up with a black eye.



Kris said...

Aww, you lost to the T-rex then? Guess a black eye is beeter than a missing head, torso. and/or limbs.

Hearing about eliminating the gall bladder before it can take you out makes me think of some kind of mafia war or the Hitman game. Hmm, sugeons, medical hitmen.

Jason Janicki said...

Yeah. I learned that T-Rex's have a poor right hook, but their front-kicks are awesome.

I like that idea. Kind of reminds me of the Ray Bradbury short story where the guy's skeleton is trying to kill him so he has it removed. He ends up being this misshapen blob.

Fortunately, I'm no more misshapen then when I started :)