I was watching television the other day and a tooth paste commercial came on. During the commercial, they showed little happy bubble creatures swarming through a mouth, cheerfully scrubbing away the plaque. Two things occurred to me as I was watching this.
The first was that this commercial was almost identical to the ones for bathtub cleaning products. Think about it: both feature determined soap-like creatures scrubbing away dirt/grime/blood. Both take place somewhere you really don’t want to think about (bathrooms/your mouth). And both products are a direct result of something you did. Probably something filthy.
Seriously, you could swap the soundtracks for any two of those commercials and unless you were actually paying attention, you probably wouldn’t realize that a switch had been made.
The second thing that caught my attention about the tooth paste commercial was as the happy, bubble men were swarming through the mouth like happy, bubbly locusts, fine print appeared at the bottom of the screen that said ‘Dramatization.’
Now, I’m reasonably certain that most people are smart enough to realize that their toothpaste is not comprised of legions of sentient, paste-centered beings whose existence revolves around removing plaque and other icky things from their teeth. Obviously, the companies have to put those disclaimers to protect themselves and all that.
But wouldn’t it be so much more fun if there really were little plaque fighting men in your toothpaste?
Picture this: your mouth is the Gate of Mordor and all the plaque and bacteria and stuff are really orcs and trolls and other fell creatures. They’re there to not only rot your teeth, but to destroy the very world. Your toothpaste is full of little Gondorian soldiers and Elves and Rohirrim and Dwarves and Wizards and Ents and stuff and they’re attacking, intent on not only defeating the hosts of Mordor, but protecting the very world from the evil that is in your mouth.
Doesn’t that sound cool? You’re not just brushing your teeth, you’re fighting EVIL. The very world hangs in the balance and all that stands in the way of utter defeat is you brushing for the recommended 2 minutes twice a day.
If someone had told me this when I was a kid, it would have saved my parents a ton of money in dental bills.
Now I just need to work flossing into the analogy somehow.
Cheers,
-Jason
5 comments:
Rohirrim? NOW I know why my mouth tastes like horsecrap after a night out...
Flossing is when Gandalf shows up.
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"Now I just need to work flossing into the analogy somehow."
Flossing is the siege engine of the War Against Evil In Your Mouth (WAEIYM?) You don't just have a swarm of good little locusts fighting evil, but you can participate in the war like a giant among giants, wielding a siege engine that is greater than Grond! And it comes in mint flavor.
I agree with the Gandalf comment, flossing is the only way to get rid of the big balrogs between your teeth!
Grond with a minty flavor, I like it :)
Balrogs would be the popcorn kernels that won't come out with regular brushing :)
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